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Mommy, Mommy, what's
a werewolf?
Don't worry about that and comb your face. |
Why was the werewolf
arrested in the butchers shop?
He was chop-lifting. |
How do you stop a werewolf
howling in the back of a car?
Put him in the front. |
What happened to the
wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and werewolf. |
What did the werewolf
write on his Christmas cards?
Best vicious of the season. |
What do you get if you
cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm. |
Why do werewolves do
well at school?
Because every time they're asked a question, they come up with a snappy answer. |
What parting gift did
a mommy werewolf give to her son when he left home?
A comb. |
Where does a werewolf
sit in the theater?
Anywhere he wants to! |
What do you get if you
cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes. |
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