|Why do zombies learn
Latin and Greek? |
Because they like dead languages.
|What did Dr Frankenstein
get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? |
I don't know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
|How do you know a zombie
is tired? |
He's dead on his feet.
|What happened to Frankenstein's
monster on the road? |
He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
|How did Frankenstein's
monster eat his lunch? |
He bolted it down.
|What does Frankenstein's
monster call a screwdriver? |
|What do you call a clever
|What happened when the
ice monster had a furious row with the zombie? |
He gave him the cold shoulder.
|What did Frankenstein's
monster say when he was struck by lightning?|
Thanks, I needed that.
|Monster: Someone told
me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. |
Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achievements.
|Dr Frankenstein. How
can I stop that monster charging? |
Igor: Why not take away his credit card?