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What's the difference
between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein. |
Did you hear what happened
to Frankenstein's monster?
He was stopped for speeding, fined £150 and dismantled for six months. |
IGOR: Why is Baron Frankenstein
such good fun?
MONSTER: Because he soon has you in stitches. |
Why was Baron Frankenstein
never lonely?
Because he was good at making friends. |
Who brings the monsters
their babies?
Frankenstork. |
Why did Frankenstein's
monster give up boxing?
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks. |
What did Frankenstein's
monster say when he was struck by lightning?
'Great! That was just what I needed.' |
What should you do if
you find yourself in the same room as Frankenstein, Dracula, a werewolf, a vampire
and a coven of witches?
Keep your fingers crossed that it's a fancy dress party. |
FIRST MONSTER: The bride
of Frankenstein has a lovely face.
SECOND MONSTER: If you can read between the lines. |
What kind of book did
Frankenstein's monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot. |
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