you show me how to use the net?|
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
want some help using the Internet, son?|
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
your mum like shopping on the Internet?|
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
do you find white shirts on the Internet?|
Use a starch engine.
does the vicar explore the Internet?|
With the church mouse.
you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...|
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net
and doesn't get any exercise.|
Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting
Now I can spend the evening relaxing on the Win-ternet.
thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed
Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
you've got your bill for using the Internet|
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!