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Can
you show me how to use the net?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles. |
Do you
want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself. |
Does
your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer. |
How
do you find white shirts on the Internet?
Use a starch engine. |
How
does the vicar explore the Internet?
With the church mouse. |
I hear
you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task! |
I hope
you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net
and doesn't get any exercise.
Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting
exercise either. |
I made
it!
Now I can spend the evening relaxing on the Win-ternet. |
I never
thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed
my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before. |
I see
you've got your bill for using the Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump! |
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