Can
you show me how to use the net?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round in circles.
Do you
want some help using the Internet, son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.
Does
your mum like shopping on the Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
How
do you find white shirts on the Internet?
Use a starch engine.
How
does the vicar explore the Internet?
With the church mouse.
I hear
you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
I hope
you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net
and doesn't get any exercise.
Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting
exercise either.
I made
it!
Now I can spend the evening relaxing on the Win-ternet.
I never
thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed
my mind.
Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
I see
you've got your bill for using the Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!
