Doctor,
doctor, I've been spending so much time on the Net I've started
seeing double!
Really? Please take a seat! Which one?
Doctor,
doctor, I've been using the Internet a lot and..
And you think you may need glasses?
Why yes, how did you know? It was the way you came in through the window!
Doctor,
doctor, my computer screen is giving me a headache.
Why's that? I keep banging my head on it.
Doctor,
Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
Doctor,
doctor, should I surf the Internet on an empty stomach?
No, you should do it on a computer.
Doctor.
doctor, I've been spending so long on the Net that I've started
to lose my memory.
When did you first notice this? When did I first notice what?
