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What would you get if you crossed a gorilla with the sixteenth U.S. president?
Ape Lincoln!

Why did Abe Lincoln grow a beard?
He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill.

What would you get if you crossed the sixteenth president with a famous slugger?
Babe Lincoln!

Did Lincoln know that the North would win the Civil
After a while, he took it for Grant-ed!

Teacher: "John, do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"
Student: "No, Miss Frump. I thought he lived in Washington!"

Why did Lincoln wear a tall, black hat?
To keep his head warm!

What US president had long legs, a beard, and an unusual smell?
Abraham Stincoln!

Why was Abraham Lincoln born in a log cabin?
Because it was too cold to be born outside!

Why is Abraham Lincoln like a bloodhound tracking someone?
They're both on the (s) cent!

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