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Why did they call Lincoln
"Honest Abe"?
Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons. |
What would you get if
you crossed a whale with the first US president?
Large Washington! |
Why did George Washington
have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn't lie. |
What do you call George
Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures! |
In what way was- George
Washington like a monster?
In no way, thankfully! |
What would you get if
you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
George Washingtoon! |
Was General Washington
a handsome man?
Yes, he was George-eous! |
What would George Washington
be if he were alive today?
Really, really, really old! |
Did you hear the one
about the crooked George Washington?
He committed Valley Forgery! |
How did George Washington
speak to his army?
In general terms! |
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