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Why did they call Lincoln "Honest Abe"?
Because that's what it said on all his campaign buttons.

What would you get if you crossed a whale with the first US president?
Large Washington!

Why did George Washington have trouble sleeping?
Because he couldn't lie.

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Presidentures!

In what way was- George Washington like a monster?
In no way, thankfully!

What would you get if you crossed the first US president with an animated character?
George Washingtoon!

Was General Washington a handsome man?
Yes, he was George-eous!

What would George Washington be if he were alive today?
Really, really, really old!

Did you hear the one about the crooked George Washington?
He committed Valley Forgery!

How did George Washington speak to his army?
In general terms!

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