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Birthday Jokes

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
The fire department.

When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it's been sliced.

What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream?
More ice cream!

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?
The candle is a thousand times brighter!

"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."

For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater.
So they gave him a sumo wrestler!

What did the big candle say to the little candle?
"You're too young to go out."

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?
Because people kept toasting him!

Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!

Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?"
Dog: "Pant . . . pant!"
Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"

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