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Birthday Jokes

"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!

What party game do rabbits like to play?
Musical Hares.

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?
I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
"Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
"Next time, take off the candles."

"Did you go shopping for my birthday present?"
"Yeah, and I found the perfect thing."
"What thing is that?"
"Nothing!"

Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
It was a Happy one!

"My birthday's coming"
Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"

Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
It was a sappy one!

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