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Michael:
It's hard for my sister to eat.
Maureen:
Why ?
Michael:
She can't bear to stop talking.
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Your
sister's boyfriend certainly has staying power. In fact, he
never leaves.
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Do
you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her.
Hmm,
it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head.
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Why
did your sister tiptoe past the medicine cabinet ?
Because
she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills
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My
sister went on a crash diet.
Is
that why she looks a wreck ?
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My
sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him
she didn't know how rich he was.
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Why
did your sister refuse to accept tickets for a door prize
?
Because
she already had a door.
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Brother:
How do you top a car ?
Sister:
Tep on the brake, tupid.
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Brother:
If you broke your arm in two places, what would you do ?
Sister:
I wouldn't go back to those two places.
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Why
does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine
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Because
the label said, 'shake well before using.'
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Sister Jokes ! | | |
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