Brother: What happened to you ?
Sister: I fell while I was riding.
Brother: Horseback ?
Sister: I don't know. I'll find out when I get back to the barn.

Why does your sister pick up soap bubbles and put them to her ear ?
Because she like's soap operas.

Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?
Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?

Why did your sister pitch the tent of top of the stove ?
Because she wanted a home on the range

Brother: Did you put the cat out ?
Sister: Why, is it on fire ?

Why does your sister not like peanuts ?
Has anyone ever seen a skinny elephant ?

Brother: What kind of sharks never eat women ?
Sister: Man-eating sharks.

Why did your sister feed money to her cow ?
Because she wanted to get rich milk.

Why couldn't your sister spell Mississippi when the teacher asked her ?
Because she didn't know if she meant the river or the state.

Sister: What goes up but never comes down ?
Brother: Your age.