Did
you hear about the little spook who couldn't sleep at night
because his brother kept telling him human stories ?
A little
monster was learning to play the violin,' I'm good, aren't
I?' he asked his big brother. 'You
should be on the radio,' said his brother. 'You
think I'm that good?' 'No,
I think you're terrible, but if you were on the radio, I could
switch you off !
'Charley,
why did Farley run through the screen door?' asked mum. 'Because
he wanted to strain himself.'
Dad:
Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son:
I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use
it coming up!
Ned:
Boy! Was I ever in hot water last night ! Ed:
You were? What did you do ? Ned:
I took a bath !
Why
did your brother go to night school? Because
he wanted to learn to read in the dark!
Did
you hear about my brother: He saw a moose's head hanging on
a wall and went into the next room to see the rest of it!
Charley
wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure
out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy
Birthday'
Mum:
Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking
his medicine? Boy:
Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before
using.'
My
brother's been practising the violin for ten years. 'Is
he any good?' 'No,
it was nine years before he found out he wasn't supposed to
blow
