So
you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes-
their dog is our dog's brother.
A scoutmaster
asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day.
'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil
left, so I let my baby brother have it.'
Charlie
had a puppy on a leash. He met Farley and said, 'I just got
this puppy for our little brother.' 'Really?'
said Farley. 'Who in the world did you find to make a swap
like that ?'
First
Boy: My brother said he'd tell me everything he knows. Second
Boy: He must have been speechless !
First
Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second
Boy: Because he's got a screw loose !
Peter:
My brother wants to work badly! Anita:
As I remember, he usually does !
Dan:
My little brother is a real pain. Nan:
Things could be worse. Dan:
How? Nan:
He could be twins !
First
Boy: My brother's on a seafood diet. Second
Boy: Really ? First
Boy: Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats!
First
Boy: Does your brother keep himself clean? Second
Boy: Oh, yes ! he takes a bath every month whether he needs
one or not.
May:
What position does your brother play in the school football
team ? Jay:
I think he's one of the drawbacks !
