Doctor! Doctor! My boyfriend smells like a fish.
Poor sole !

Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly?
Boyfriend: Of course I do !

Handsome Harry: Every time I walk past a girl she sighs.
Wisecracking William: With relief!

Jane: Do you like me?
Wayne: As girls go, you're fine. And the sooner you go the better !

1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days.
2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?

Flash Harry gave his girlfriend a mink stole for her birthday. Well, it may not have been mink, but it's fairly certain it was stole!

Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?