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Reptile
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What is a chameleon's
motto ?
A change is as good as a rest ! |
Why did the tadpole
feel lonely ?
Because he was newt to the area ! |
What kind of pole is
short and floppy ?
A tadpole ! |
Where do you get frogs
eggs ?
At the spawn shop ! |
Why didn't the female
frog lay eggs ?
Because her husband spawned her affections ! |
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Reptile
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