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What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ? The Lizard of Oz !

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ? Reptiles !

What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

What kind of bull doesn't have horns ? A bullfrog !

What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !

Where do frogs keep their money ? In a river bank !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops !

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