Farm Jokes-Jokes about cows, pigs, sheep, chickens & more !

Farm Yard Jokes

How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ?
Eat him on Saturday !

Why did the foal cough ?
Because he was a little horse !

What do you call a pig that took a plane ?
Swine flu !

Why was the farmer hopping mad ?
Because someone had trodden on his corn !

What's the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !

Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep ?
She had a crook with her !

Why do cows like being told jokes ?
Because they like being amoosed !

What do you call an arctic cow ?
An eskimoo !

Why did the pig go to the casino ?
To play the slop machine !

What is a pigs favorite ballet ?
Swine Lake !

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