FARM JOKES-JOKES ABOUT COWS, PIGS, SHEEP, CHICKENS, HORSES & MORE !

Farm Yard Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog ?
Pooched eggs !

Why did the bull rush ?
Because it saw the cow slip !

Why did the ram fall over the cliff ?
He didn't see the ewe turn !

What is a cow's favourite TV show ?
Dr Moo !

What is a horse's favourite sport ?
Stable tennis !

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink' ?
Because he kept running out of the pen !

Where does a woodsman keep his pigs ?
In a hog cabin !

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle ?
Use a cowculator !

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?
'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head ?
A cloud !

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