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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer ? A brick-layer !

Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !

How do you fit more pigs on your farm ? Build a sty-scraper !

Where do sheep get shorn ? At the baa baas !

What would happen if bulls could fly ? You would have to carry an umbrella all the time and beef would go up !

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !

What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a bell ? A bird that has to wring its own neck !

What do you get from an Alaskan cow ? Cold cream !

What do you get if you all sit under a cow ? A pat on the head !

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