farm yard jokes-jokes about cows, pigs, sheep, chickens & more !

Farm Yard Jokes

What do you give a sick pig ?
Oinkment !

What do cows like to dance to ?
Any kind of moosic you like !

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
A battery hen !

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole ?
A bullfrog !

What game do cows play at parties ?
Moosical chairs !

What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
Scotch eggs !

What do you give a pony with a cold ?
Cough Stirrup !

Where do milkshakes come from ?
Excited cows !

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?
To stamp out forest fires !

What do you get if a sheep walks under a cloud ?
A sheep that's under the weather !

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