Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Scully: It was a
simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Jerry Seinfeld:
Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What
the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
Dr. Seuss: Did the
chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed
the road, but why it crossed it, I've not been told!
William Shakespeare:
I don't know why, but methinks I could rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without
much ado.
B.F. Skinner: Because
the external influences, which had pervaded its sensorium from birth, had caused
it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while
believing these actions to be of its own freewill.
O.J.Simpson.: It
didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
The Sphinx: You
tell me.
Socrates:
To pick up some hemlock at the corner druggist.
Joseph Stalin: I
don't care. Catch it. I need its eggs to make my omelette.
