Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Plato: For the greater
good.
The Pope: That is
only for God to know.
Saddam Hussein:
It is the Mother of all Chickens.
Mr. Scott:
'Cos ma wee transporter beam was na functioning properly. Ah canna work miracles,
Captain!
Pyrrho the Skeptic:
What road?
Ayn Rand:
It was crossing the road because of its own rational choice to do so. There cannot
be a collective unconscious; desires are unique to each individual.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Colonel Sanders:
I missed one?
Jean-Paul Sartre:
In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary
to cross the road.
