Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Karl Marx: It was
a historical inevitability.
Moses:
Know ye that it is unclean to eat the chicken that has crossed the road and that
the chicken that crosseth the road doth so for its own preservation.
Mulder: It was a
government conspiracy.
Alfred E. Neumann:
What? Me worry?
Sir Isaac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
Nietzsche: Because
if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.
Richard M. Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
George Orwell: Because
the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his
own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
