Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Immanuel Kant: The
chicken, being an autonomous being, chose to cross the road of his own free will.
Martin Luther King,
Jr.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
Capt. James T.
Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
L.A. Police Department:
Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.
Stan Laurel:
I'm sorry, Ollie. It escaped when I opened the run.
Timothy Leary: Because
that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
John Locke: Because
he was exercising his natural right to liberty.
Machiavelli: The
point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The ends of crossing
the road justify whatever motive there was.
Groucho Marx:
Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an uncle who thought he
was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we needed the eggs.
