Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Bill Gates: I have
just released the new Chicken 2000, which will both cross roads AND balance your
chequebook, though when it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
Gilligan:
The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross. If not for the plumage
of its peerless tail - the chicken would be lost. The chicken would be lost!
Johann Friedrich
von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.
Grandpa: In my day,
we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken
had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Lee Iacocca:
It found a better car, which was on the other side of the road.
John Paul Jones:
It has not yet begun to cross!
James Joyce:
Once upon a time a nice little chicken named baby tuckoo crossed the road and
met a moocow coming down...
Carl Jung: The confluence
of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross
roads at this historical juncture, and, therefore, synchronicitously brought such
occurrences into being.
