why the chicken crossed the road according to...

Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road according to...

Emily Dickenson: Because it could not stop for death.

Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

M.C.Escher: That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.

Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an aeroplane and couldn't stop its forward momentum.

Freud: The fact that you thought that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.

Robert Frost: To cross the road less travelled by.

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