Why did the chicken
cross the road according to...
Oliver Stone: The
question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but is rather "Who was crossing
the road at the same time whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken
crossing?"
John Sununu:
The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably
the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.
Mr. T:
If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!
Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Mae West:
I invited it to come up and see me sometime.
Walt Whitman:
To cluck the song of itself.
William Wordsworth:
To have something to recollect in tranquility.
