chicken crossing the road jokes

Chicken Jokes

What do you call a crazy chicken ?
A cuckoo cluck !

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way ?
She was tickled to death !

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down !

Why don't chickens like people ?
They beat eggs !

Why did the rooster run away ?
He was chicken !

What do chickens grow on ?
Eggplants !

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?
Because talk is cheep !

What happens when a hen eats gunpowder ?
She lays hand gren-eggs !

What happened when the chicken ate cement ?
She laid a sidewalk !

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?
She kicked the bucket !

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