why did the chicken cross the road jokes

Chicken Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To get to the udder side !

Why did the chewing gum cross the road ?
Because it was stuck to the chicken !

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?
It wanted to get to the other site !

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?
An alarm cluck !

What does an alarm cluck say ?
"Tick-tock-a-doodle-doo !"

Why does a chicken coop have two doors ?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!

How long do chickens work ?
Around the cluck !

Why did the chicken cross the road ?
To prove to the possum that it could be done !

Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?
Because it ran out of cluck !

Why did the cow cross the road ?
To go to the moooooovies !

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