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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side

Why did the rooster cross the road ? To cockadoodle dooo something

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls

Why did the turkey cross the road ? To prove he wasn't chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ? Because he was a dirty double-crosser

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

Why did the chicken cross the playground ? To get to the other slide

Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet

Why did the turtle cross the road ? To get to the shell station

Why did the horse cross the road ? Because the chicken needed a day off

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