CHICKEN JOKES

Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?
He wanted to lay it on the line !

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics !

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?
"You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why did the chick disappoint his mother ?
He wasn't what he was cracked up to be !

Is chicken soup good for your health ?
Not if you're the chicken !

What do chickens serve at birthday parties ?
Coop-cakes !

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?
An eggroll !

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?
The bombshell !

Which day of the week do chickens hate most ?
Fry-day !

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?
It eggs-plodes !

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