SCHOOL JOKES

Are you in the top half of your class ?
No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possible !

Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ?
Pupil: The horse will draw it !

Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ?
Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !

Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?
Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many would you have ?
Pupil: One big haystack !

Teacher: Does anyone know who broke the sound barrier ?
Pupil: I'm no squealer !

Teacher: Do you file your nails Billy ?
Billy: No, I just throw them away !

Teacher: Billie, stop your day dreaming ?
Billie: I wasn't day dreaming, I was taking a nap !

Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ?
Pupil: Stop taking baths ?

Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ?
Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

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