Where do children learn
their ABC's ?
At LMN-tary school !
Father: What did you
learn in school today ?
Son: That three and three are seven.
Father: Three and three are six !
Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !
Mother: Freddie, why
don't you want to go back to school today ?
Freddie: I can't read, I can't write and my teacher won't
let me talk !
Teacher : Tommy you
try my patience !
Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more
of it !
"Well here is my
report !"
"Well there is one thing in your favour, son. With
grades like this you can't be cheating !
Father: You've got 4
D's and a C on your report.
Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject
!"
Mother: Let me see your
report son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's
been helping me !
Do you ever get straight
A's ?
No, but I sometimes get crooked B's !
Teacher: This note from
your father looks like your handwriting ?
Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed my pen !
Teacher
: Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing cards !
