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A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again
I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it
The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box
Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.
I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now
My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls
My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest
I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad
I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked
ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him
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