why I don't have my homework

Why I don't have my homework

A sudden gust of wind blew it out of my hand and I never saw it again

I was kidnapped by terrorists and they only just let me go, so I didn't have time to do it

The lights in our house went out, and I had to burn it to get enough light to see the fuse box

Another pupil fell in a lake, and I jumped in to rescue him. My homework though drowned.

I used it to fill a hole in my shoe, you wouldn't want it now

My father had a nervous breakdown and he cut it up to make paper dolls

My pet gerbils had babies, and they used it to make a nest

I didn't do it, because I didn't want the other kids in the class to look bad

I made a paper plane out of it and it got hijacked

ET stopped by my house and he accidentally took it home with him

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