Why I don't have my homework  |
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I lost it fighting this
kid you said you weren't the best teacher in the school |
I was mugged on the
way to school and the mugger took everything I had |
Our puppy toilet trained
on it |
Some aliens from outer
space borrowed it so they could study how the human brain worked |
I put it in a safe,
but lost the combination |
I loaned it to a friend,
but he suddenly moved away |
Our furnace stopped
working and we had to burn it to stop ourselves from freezing |
I left it in my shirt
and my mother put it in the washing machine |
I didn't do it because
I didn't want to add to your already heavy workload |
My little sister ate
it
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