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Why does a flamingo
lift up one leg ?
Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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Who invented fractions
?
Henry the 1/8 ! |
What does "Minimum"
mean ?
A very small mother ! |
What does "Maximum"
mean ?
A very big mother ! |
What's the difference
between an American student and an English student ?
About 3000 miles !
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What sleeps
at the bottom of the sea ?
A kipper ! |
What's the nearest thing
to silver ?
The Lone Ranger's bottom ! |
Why did Robin Hood only
steal from the rich ?
Because the poor have nothing worth taking ! |
What kind of biscuit
would you find at the south pole ?
A penguin ! |
What is a skeleton ?
Bones, with the person off ! |
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