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Witches Cats Jokes

What do you call a black cat than can spring up to a six foot wall ?
A good jumpurr !

What do you call a witches cat who can do spells as well as her mistress ?
An expurrt !

What do you call a witches cat that never comes when he's called ?
Impussible !

What did the black cat do when its tail got cut off in an accident ?
He went to a retail store !

What do witches cats strive for ?
Purrfection !

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