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Witches Cats Jokes

Why are black cats such good singers ?
They're very mewsical !

When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When your a mouse !

What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws !

How do you get milk from a witches cat ?
Steal her saucer !

What do witches cats like for breakfast ?
Mice krispies !

What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom !

What is an octopus ?
An eight sided cat !

Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick ?
A catastrophe !

Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty !

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