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Why are black cats such good singers ?
They're very mewsical !
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When your a mouse !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws !
How do you get milk from a witches cat ?
Steal her saucer !
What do witches cats like for breakfast ?
Mice krispies !
What do you get if you cross a witches cat with a canary ?
A peeping tom !
What is an octopus ?
An eight sided cat !
Why do black cats never shave ?
Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
What do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick ?
A catastrophe !
Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies ?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty !
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