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Witches Jokes

Where did the witch get her furniture ?
From the ideal gnome exhibition !

Why did the witch put her broom in the wash ?
She wanted a clean sweep !

How did the witch feel after she was run over by a car ?
Tyred !

What has six legs and flies ?
A witch giving her cat a ride !

What has handles and flies ?
A witch in a dustbin !

What is evil and ugly and bounces ?
A witch on a trampoline !

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital ?
With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell !

What do witches race on ?
Vroomsticks !

What name did the witch give to her cooking pot ?
It was called-Ron !

How do witches lose weight ?
They join weight witches!

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