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Witches Jokes

What is a witch with poison ivy called ?
An itchy witchy !

What's a cold, evil candle called ?
The wicked wick of the north !

What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round ?
A witch in a revolving door !

What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside ?
A witch dressed as a cucumber !

What happens if you see twin witches ?
You won't be able to see which witch is witch !

Why did the witch give up fortune telling ?
There was no future in it !

Why did the baby witch smile when she came out in blotches ?
Because it was an 'appy rash !

What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller ?
Broom sick !

How did the witch almost lose her baby ?
She didn't take it far enough into the woods !

Why did the stupid witch keep her clothes in the fridge ?
She liked to have something cool to slip into in the evenings !

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