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Ghost & Ghoul Jokes

How did the glamorous ghoul earn her living ?
She was a cover ghoul !

What do young ghouls write their homework in ?
Exorcise books !

What keeps ghouls happy ?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining !

What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date ?
Any old girl he can dig up !

What do ghouls do when they're in hospital ?
They talk about their apparitions !

What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
Transparents !

How did the ghost song and dance act make a living ?
By appearing in television spooktaculars !

Where do mummies go if they want to swim ?
The Dead Sea !

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused ?
Because their daddies were mummies !

Why did the mummy leave his tomb after 3000 years ?
Because he thought he was old enough to leave home !

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