Ghost & Ghoul Jokes

When can't you bury people who live opposite a graveyard ?
When they're not dead !

What trees do ghouls like best ?
Ceme-trees !

What did the baby ghost eat for dinner ?
A boo-loney sandwich !

Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !

How can you tell if a corpse is angry ?
It flips its lid !

Why are cemeteries in the middle of towns ?
Because they're dead centres !

Where do undertakers go in October ?
The hearse of the year show !

How do undertakers speak ?
Gravely !

What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone ?
"I told you I was ill" !

What is a drunkards last drink ?
His bier !

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