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Why
did the cowboy ride his horse?
Because the horse was too heavy to carry. |
Why
did the kid keep his shirt on when he took a bath?
Because the label said "Wash and Wear." |
Why
did the man put a clock under his desk?
He wanted to work overtime. |
Why
did the ocean roar?
Because it had crabs in its bed. |
Why
did the window pane blush?
It saw the weather-strip. |
Why
do mummies tell no secrets?
Because they keep things under wraps. |
Why
do people work as bakers?
Because they knead (need) the dough. |
Why
do you go to bed?
Because the bed will not come to you. |
Why
don't bananas ever get lonely?
Because they go around in bunches. |
Why
is an old car like a baby playing?
Because it goes with a rattle. |
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