A tutor who tooted a flute died to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to the tutor,
"Is it harder to toot Or to tutor two tooters to toot!"

I shot three shy thrushes.

Thirty-three sly shy thrushes.
Thirty-three sly shy thrushes.
Thirty-three sly shy thrushes.

There goes one tough top cop!

Thrash the thickset thug!
Thrash the thickset thug!
Thrash the thickset thug!

The third thickset thug thinks.

I thought a thought
But the thought I thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought.
If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought I thought,
I wouldn't have thought so much.'

Do thick tinkers think?

Tea for the thin twin tinsmith.

He says that a two twice-twisted twine twisted twice twists twice as tight as a one once-twisted twine twisted twice.
But I say that a two twice-twisted twine twisted twice does not twist as tight as a one once-twisted twine twisted twice.

Theophilus Thistle, the successful thistlesifter,
Sifted sixty thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Thick thistle sticks. Thick thistle sticks. Thick thistle sticks.

Six thick thistles stuck together.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
That lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.
The two-toed toad tried to win
The she-toad's friendly nod,
For the two-toed toad loved the ground
On which the three-toed tree toad trod.
But no matter how the two-toed treetoad tried,
He could not please her whim.
In her three-toed bower,
With her three-toed power,
The three-toed she-toad vetoed him.

Truly rural.
Truly rural.
Truly rural.

Twixt six thick thumbs stick six thick sticks.

Thelma sings the theme song.

Twelve trim twin-track tapes.
Twelve trim twin-track tapes.
Twelve trim twin-track tapes.

Trill two true tunes to the troops.

Theo's throat throbs and thumps, thumps and throbs.

Ted threw Fred thirty-three free throws.

Three thick things.
Three thick things.
Three thick things.

Three free through trains.
Three free through trains.
Three free through trains.

Tacky tractor trailer trucks.
Tacky tractor trailer trucks.
Tacky tractor trailer trucks.