Can
I use your computer to surf the Net?
Only if your fingers are less than twelve inches long? Why can't my finger be twelve inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Do you
enjoy websurfing?
No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!
What
do werewolves eat after surfing the Net?
The owner of the Internet cafe.
Do you
like surfing the net?
Oh yes, I've really taken a shine to it. (Moon to Sun)
How
do heavy metal bands surf the web?
On the Din-ternet.
