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Internet Oddball Jokes

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What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?
Oh give it arrest.

What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?
PC Plod.

What do you get if you cross a flying carpet with a computer?
A mouse mat.

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?
The Site-anic.

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a PC?
A computer with a really big memory.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a portable computer?
Very tired arms.

What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?
Spotted click

What do you put in a www.ashing machine?
Net curtains!

What grows on the World Wide Web and stings?
Internettles.

What kind of machine counts sheep?
A home comp-ewe-ter!

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