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Why
couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?
Because it was on old croc. |
Why
couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?
Because the lime was engaged. |
Why
did the gorilla log on to the Internet?
To send chimpanzee-mail. |
Why
did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and
white squares?
He wanted to check his e-mail. |
Why
didn't the internit get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman. |
Why
do church bells never send e-mails?
They'd rather give each other a ring. |
Why
don't skeletons exchange e-mails?
Because we have no body to do it with! |
Why
don't vikings send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code. |
Why
don't you stamp e-mails?
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen! |
How
do bank robbers send messages?
By flee mail! |
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