couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC?|
Because it was on old croc.
couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange?|
Because the lime was engaged.
did the gorilla log on to the Internet?|
To send chimpanzee-mail.
did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and
He wanted to check his e-mail.
didn't the internit get any e-mail?|
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
do church bells never send e-mails?|
They'd rather give each other a ring.
don't skeletons exchange e-mails?|
Because we have no body to do it with!
don't vikings send e-mails?|
They prefer to use Norse code.
don't you stamp e-mails?|
Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!
do bank robbers send messages?|
By flee mail!