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What do you call an alien surfing the Internet?
e-t.

What do you call an Internet mystery?
An e-nigma.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?
I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

What do you get if you cross Star Wars with the Internet?
e-threepio.

What do you get if you cross the moon with the Internet?
An e-clipse.

What goes round the middle of the Internet?
The e-quator.

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing?
The e-aster bunny.

What's big and grey and always on the Internet?
An el-e-phant.

What's furry, curly and always eats porridge before surfing the Net?
Goldilocks and the e-bears.

What's fury and always on the Internet?
An e-ager beaver.

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