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What would you get if
you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!" |
What did the painter
say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!" |
What does a man who
loves his car do on February 14?
He gives it a valenshine! |
"Do you love me
more than you love sleep?"
"I can't answer now. It's time for my nap!" |
What did the man with
the broken leg say to his nurse?
"I've got a crutch on you!" |
Did you hear about the
romance in the tropical fish tank?
It was a case of guppy love. |
What do you call two
birds in love?
Tweethearts! |
What do you call a very
small valentine?
A valentiny! |
What did Frankenstein
say to his girlfriend?
"Be my valenstein!" |
Why did the stupid boy
put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
Because they needed to be ad-dressed! |
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