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What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed? The Fodder of Our Country!

What's red, white, blue, and almost as ugly as a dog? A revolutionary warthog!

What did one flag say to the other flag? Nothing. It just waved!

What's red, white, blue, and gross? Uncle Spam!

What's red, white, black and blue? Uncle Sam falling down the steps!

Where did George Washington buy his hatchet? At the chopping mall!

What kind of tea did the American colonists thirst for? Liberty!

What was General Washington's favourite tree? The infantry!

Which colonists told the most jokes? Punsylvanians!

What would you get if you crossed Washington's home with nasty insects? Mt. Vermin!

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